Thursday, April 21, 2011

Things to Ponder

1. If a log truck has no logs on it, is it still a log truck?
2. If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound?
3. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
4. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
5. Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight?
6. How come we choose from just two people for president and fifty for Miss America?
7. If the professor on Gilligan's island can make a radio out of a coconut, why cant he fix a hole in a boat?
8. If you were to choke a smurf, what color would it turn?
9. Is it right for vegetarians to eat animal crackers?
10. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
11. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
12. Do the Alphabet song (A,b,c,d...) and Twinkle Twinkle little star have the same tune? and ....Lastly, Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

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